Wednesday, February 20, 2008

American Idol - Top 12 Guys

Well here we are, people. Another season of listening to Ryan Seacrest’s lame put-downs on Simon. Seriously, y’all, I HATE that aspect of the show. Not a Seacrest fan.

But let’s get on with the spectacular commentary, my peeps. We’re joined tonight by Tinkerbell, Pooh and Big Daddy.

David Hernandez – Cute. Liked him from his very first audition. And tonight...holy crap, I love it. Well, it started out spectacular, ended up ordinary. Simon agrees with me.

Tink likes it.

Chikezie – I’m sorry, y’all, but what the heck kind of name is this? DOES he have a last name? Because I think it’s kind of pretentious to drop your last name when no one’s ever heard of you. I'm just sayin’.

On to the song...kind of unspecial to me. And I absolutely hate it when contestants throw cut-downs at Simon.

Tink: I’m not a fan of Simon. He’s kind of an arguer. I like the singer; liked his voice when he was singing.

David Cook – I hope the stylists get hold of this guy’s hair VERY soon. The song...eh. I think it might be better in a different key. The judges liked it, though.

Pooh: I like it. He’s my favorite.
Tink: Nah, not me.

Jason Yeager – He’s from Grand Prairie! Big Daddy lived in Grand Prairie when I met him.

I love this song. Not sure if he knocked it out, though.

Tink: I wonder if anybody’s gonna sing a Christian song? I wanna sing one on there when I’m bigger.
Pooh: I think he’s good. My favorite.

Robbie Carrico – Don’t know how he did, cause Big Daddy was singing louder than Robbie. Seriously, though, he has a good voice, although I don’t think the song was all that great.

Big Daddy: Good job.
Pooh: He’s my favorite (do we see a trend here?)

David Archuletta – I liked it, but I think the lows may be too low for him. Glad the judges disagree with me! And this little sweetie is so very humble; I love it!

Tink: He’s my first favorite.
Pooh: Absolutely 100% favorite.

Danny Noriega – I liked his performance, but his attitude reminds me of Sanjaya. Spare me. OOH, catfight between the judges, though. The kid handled Simon’s criticism well.

Tink: Now that’s the way to do it.

Luke Somebody – Love the song, but I think maybe it’s not the right key for him? Well...parts of it are really nice, and he’s putting his own spin on it. What do the judges think? Rats, they didn’t like him.

Big Daddy: Hmmm.... wasn’t that good.
Tink: Huh. I don’t think he did anything bad.

Colton Berry – He really does look like Ellen DeGeneres, doesn’t he? Uh oh...more Elvis! I think he did a good job, though.

Garrett Haley – Well isn’t he just the cutest little thing? WOW, does he look like a little peach fuzzy Peter Frampton! Oh kid, I love this song – you’d better do it right! Meh...nothing special. But he’s a sweet kid and he handled the criticism well.

Jason Castro – Go Texas! Nice performance; I do like his voice.

Goodness gracious, are we not done yet?

Michael Johns – I hear this guy has already had some success, maybe with a group or two? Oh, I’m not a fan of this song. And not crazy about his performance, either. The judges disagree with me, though.

Tink: I like him.

Well there you have it, folks. The Dirty Laundry commentary on American Idol. My favorites? David Archuletto, David Hernandez, maybe Garrett Haley. I don't think any of them were spectacular this week.

We'll be back tonight with the gals; hopefully someone will knock it out of the park this time.

1 comment:

Pond house family said...

I like the Dread lock guy- I thought he was good and had a cute smile- I liked Michael Johns, he seemed very professional-
can't wait to see what you have to say about the girls!